We made you

Are you a celeberity with a drug addiction?
A hotel heiress who escaped conviction?
A mother of two whos life is a "circus"?
Some disney channel brat whose career has no purpose?

have not any fear,
for shady is here,
Writing and acting hilarious farce
every celeb needs a kick in the arse.


After he's done
you'll find life more fun
because amy and britney and lindsay and kim
all have to deal with the doctor and him.

Because it's true what they say
you can trust dr dre.
so sit down my friend
let's tie up lose ends
and gamble away the day.